i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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