Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
only if we run a train.
done.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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