I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We're too hungover to prance.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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