Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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