Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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