JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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