Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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