the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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