went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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