i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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