white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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