and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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