You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
