well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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