: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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