Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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