I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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