I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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