Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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