No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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