Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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