We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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