I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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