are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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