im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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