Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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