drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
