I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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