Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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