ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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