i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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