butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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