If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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