were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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