He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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