i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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