I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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