Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
