i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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