Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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