i wish my penis had a tongue
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have already put on my inside pants.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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