Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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