I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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