marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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