If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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