my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
NoShamevember. You game?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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