...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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