Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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