Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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