Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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